dthewlis

With the end of the exams looming i've decided 2 put down my plans for summer so they seem concrete therefore will get done
1. Berlin-Drinky much
2. Begin parkour properly again and become awesome
3. |Voluntary work at the Headingley thing
4. Work my arse off 2 afford next summer
5. Go stay with Louisa at some point
6. Go stay with ed at some point

woo...met wot can only be described as my fantasy woman 4th past 10 years!!

youi know those time when ur a gent cos u dont wanna take advantage of a drunk girl whos not even that drunk but u dont wanna seem like u took advantage and u realise that that asshole whos been hitting on her all night is gonna take advantage cos hes an asshole? well yeh

- Guy Confessions -

NAME: Dave (The Wlis) Thewlis

I have watched porn: err...well i am male and my age does end with the sylable *teen*

I have played/cheated on a girl: nope cos im not that much of an asshole

Ive slept naked: hell yeh!! thats wot summers 4!

I always sleep naked: nah...u dont wanna freeze

I play video games: yep...but only at school

I wear boxers to bed: sometimes

Ive thrown rocks @ a girl's window: yeh...but not in the right way (i was locked out and twas my sister!!)

Ive drank because I felt like it: yep

I drive a truck: I WISH

I drive some type of car: Oh so well!

I have a job?: yep..at a haunted hotel :D

I have more than one job: fuck no!

I currently have a girlfriend?: nope...lent doesnt allow...and there are other factors :P

My girlfriend is better than yours: yes...she is invisible so is easily cooler!

Im cocky: yep...very...but i can turn it off when needs be

Ive forgotten to return a phone call to a girl: maybe when drunk

Not all guys are the same: fuck no!

Id do anything for a special girl: yep...any1 want my liver?

Im in love: with myself

Ive honked at a girl going down the road:err...well she was crossing at the wrong time...does that count?

Ive hit on a girl in public: yep

Ive asked a hot girl for her number that I just met: yep

Ive acted like a man whore:yep

I think Pamela Anderson is hot: FUCK NO!!!! eww!

Sports over-rule everything else: nah, well not unless its scotland vs ireland ey gordon :P

I like rock music: HELL YEH!

I like rap music: some...

Ive been suspended: nope

Ive gotten detention: not in a long long time

I have gotten arrested: almost...dont urinate in public ppl!

I have a tattoo: nope

I have been hit on in public: er...can any1 rememebrs st paddies day and why i randomly hv met ppl whose names i cudnt spell at the time?!?

Okay any1 able 2 fill me in on the 2 hours between me leaving guisley and getting home last ngiht, I'd much appreciate it.
Also why do women feel the urge 2 feel stomach? I dont get it!!!

Well many f you may be aware I've been a total manwhore recently. Well just for lent I'm giving up all forms of sexual contact (apart from pecking ...thats all i'm allowed. even self service is off limits!!!) and anyone who wants to sponsor me is welcome 2. Conversley you can bet i can't last it. Whichever rocks your boat. All procedes go towards the Red Cross. Sponsor me!

You know those times when you do something then wonder "why the fuck did I do that?". One day I'm going to find out why I did those things. I just find it quite spectacular that i can manage on average about 5 of those time each week. Making major decisions based upon motives that barely exist is rarely a good idea and i don't know why i do it...maybe I'll grow up some day soon.

Okay guys really wot is going on with your telepathic guns? i mean its either a sloppy response, no response or (in the case of plewsy) overkill with a gattling gun...i dunno. Ah well. I know i say this far too much but :
Proclomation from the Lord High Dave
I'm avoiding women in every way apart from as friends and an actual girlfriend. As i only hv on of these 2 i just hv amessage 2 any slut readin this STAY AWAY. I'm not open 4 business!!

wooo gonna get the shit beaten out of me on monday...that should be fun. any1 who wants 2 see dunno when it will be but should be good hving 2 guys making omplete assholes out of themselves by hurting me...ah well this is what i was conditioned for br Dom and Ed

Wellihad a good day. Hit the shops. The to shinx. met becky...thats it. Luv u all